Your podcast saved my life. Thank you so much. I don't even know how I could possibly thank all of you for this wonderful gift that is the Dumb Stuff Podcast. I want to come to each one of your homes and thank you personally.
Where do you live? No P.O. boxes, please.
Kurt is our resident "rocket scientist". Well, close enough. He develops software for a government agency that launches rockets and stuff like that.
Mick is our resident "security specialist". He tries his best to keep money in our hands and out of the hands of criminals. It's a dirty job, though.
Joe is our resident "social worker". Some would argue that he's actually an anti-social worker, but who are we to judge? You do you, Joe!
Frank is our resident "software manager". He makes sure software geeks get the job done on time and on budget. It's sort of like herding cats. But with less scratching.
Shane is our resident "unemployed businessman". He was a successful businessman at some point and we have faith that success will return some day!
Remember that time Joe almost didn't survive his trip to the Kirkland Walgreens to pick up his Christmas gift-exchange present from Kurt?
Oh, you didn't hear about that? We've chronicled and archived the entire experience to serve as a warning to others.
And also for entertainment purposes.